Fund I · Q2 2026

Capital for the
>_ post-human
economy.

YeetVC is a seed-stage fund built by technical founders for technical founders. We write first checks into teams rewriting the substrate: AI automation, agent-to-agent payments, and the rails of an economy where software transacts on its own behalf.

Fund size
$85MFund I
Check size
$500K–$3Mseed
Stage
Pre-seed / Seed
Response time
< 48hfrom a technical partner
01The thesis

Software just started transacting on its own behalf. Everything downstream of that changes.

The interesting companies of the next decade won't have a SaaS-shaped revenue curve. They'll look like infrastructure — metered, autonomous, machine-priced. We invest in three surfaces of that shift.

01 / AI AUTOMATION

Work that runs itself.

Vertical agents replacing the ops, back-office, and long-tail human-in-the-loop work that nobody actually wanted to do. Evaluable. Observable. Actually shippable to production.

agentsevalsvertical AIops
02 / AGENT PAYMENTS

Money that moves at the speed of machines.

Rails, identity, escrow and settlement for a world where agents are the primary buyer and seller. Sub-cent metering. Cryptographic auth. Reputation without a CFO in the loop.

A2A paymentsstablecoinsmeteringidentity
03 / NEW ECONOMY

The institutions this economy still needs.

Labor markets for humans displaced by agents. New primitives for trust, contracts, compute pricing, governance. If the economy is being rewritten, someone has to write the standard library.

labormarketplacestrustcompute
02How we operate

Technical partners. Real commits. No decks before code.

We were the ones shipping at 2am. The ones paged when prod broke. We run this fund the way we ran engineering orgs — fast, opinionated, and allergic to theater.

$ git log --author="yeetvc" --oneline | head -5
a3f91cc  ship, then deck
2b7ee40  partners answer their own DMs
94d1a2f  term sheet in 7 days or it's a no
11fea0c  board seats are not a flex
00c0de0  founders first, always
  1. 01Every partner has shipped production codein the last 90 days. No exceptions, no “ex-operator” laundering.
  2. 02We give first yes in 48 hours, term sheet inside a week. If we're slow, we're out.
  3. 03We don't take board seats at seed. We take a slack channel and an on-call rotation.
  4. 04We will pair-program, debug your evals, and rewrite your infra diagram. Diligence is a working session.
  5. 05If your pitch is three slides and a working demo, we're already taking the meeting.
03Selected portfolio

Companies building the substrate.

A sample from Fund I and II. Several are still in stealth — if your company is one of these cells, you know which one.

04The founder

One founder, one fund.

Previously shipped at a few places you've probably deployed against.

Nate Geier

FOUNDER

Built Bitte Protocol.

Bitte Protocol
FORM · /pitch

Have a repo? Send it.

We read every inbound. A README, a demo video, or a deployed URL beats a pitch deck every time. Technical partner response within 48 hours — or we say no, fast.

— or email pitch@yeet.vc. PGP on request.